So busy am I today, although not so busy that I can't find time to update this little chunk of cyber-tastic web wonderment, I won't be able to do any of those things that make my life a life thats lived and not just an existance.
For instance, I woke up late this morning so I didn't get time to have my first rejuvenating mug of hot chocolate of the day. As a result the cocoa levels in my body are seriously depleted and I wouldn't be suprised if before I get to finish this sentance.................(oopps sorry about that just leant on the full stop key) I am whisked off to Leicester Royal Infirmary and hospitalised with malnutrition and a lowered core body temperature that corresponds with the exact temperature my morning mug of hot chocolate would be.
This could have potentially devastating conseqences. Here it states that a fall in body temperature usually coincides with the onset of sleep. I can't be sleepy, I've got too much to do.This can only mean grave things, I'm going to fall asleep somewhere, miss my tutorial and my presentation and be cast out of uni for failing to meet my academic obligations.
By not being able to find the time for my mug of hot chocolate I have unwittlingly failed my degree.
Hmmmm, now I come to think of it, I think there is a clause in the contract of our student house that if you're not actually attending university you are not eligible to live there. So I'm going to be homeless too.
I've also not had time to buy a paper and therefore am not abreast of the days current events. On any other day this wouldn't really be a problem but I'm being turfed out of uni today. I'm going to have to enter the real world and converse with non-students and with no grasp of whats going on in the world what am I going to talk to them about? I'll be a social leper.
When you're with other students you can usually pass the time by not mentioning anything going on outside of campus, the self-centred bunch that we are, because basically we just talk about ourselves a testament to which is this blog. What we did last night, what we're doing tonight, how much work we have to do and so on. There's no place in such discussions to talk about things like Jordan being pregnant or the War in Iraq. But thats what the people on the outside are always talking about.
Hmmmm, now I come to think of it, I think there is a clause in the contract of our student house that if you're not actually attending university you are not eligible to live there. So I'm going to be homeless too.
I've also not had time to buy a paper and therefore am not abreast of the days current events. On any other day this wouldn't really be a problem but I'm being turfed out of uni today. I'm going to have to enter the real world and converse with non-students and with no grasp of whats going on in the world what am I going to talk to them about? I'll be a social leper.
When you're with other students you can usually pass the time by not mentioning anything going on outside of campus, the self-centred bunch that we are, because basically we just talk about ourselves a testament to which is this blog. What we did last night, what we're doing tonight, how much work we have to do and so on. There's no place in such discussions to talk about things like Jordan being pregnant or the War in Iraq. But thats what the people on the outside are always talking about.
I'm doomed.