Entry: I thought I ordered some rock and/or roll with this subscription to student life? Wednesday, March 09, 2005



I'm in a state of suspended animation at the moment (not entirely sure what that means but I read about worms that can exist in a state of it yesterday and the saying has been stuck in my brain ever since, ripe and ready for usage).Got lots of work to do but for one reason or another I can't actually start it at the moment.  I've got just over a week to get my dissertation sorted and my supervisor has gone missing (presumed dead when I get hold of him) an essay on breast cancer to write (but first of all it has to be researched before it can be rush-written) and then a tutorial looming somewhere over the horizon thats feeling me with the same amount of dread as the dream I keep having about Wideload. In this dream she's standing at the top of the stairs in my student house and she's drunk and I'm lookng up at her from the hallway below and she'swaying about like an elephant thats been shot with a tranquiliser gun.

This worm is in a state of "suspended animation". Obvious really when you look at it.


And then she starts to fall, slowly at first and then her two bowling balls in a bin bag resembling arse starts gathering momentum and she's headed right for me. I try to run but, whats this? My feet have been replaced by concrete blocks?! Then I either wake up, checking my face for the imprint of arse cheeks or everything goes black. Probably because her (and yes this is the proper latin word for it) Massivious Arseholeous has smoothered me.

So much to do and its all got to be done before the start of Easter next week. Well strictly speaking I don't have to have my dissertation finished until the 25th of April but its in a bit of a state (it keeps crying at me "I'm not good enough for you!" and asking me " Why do you hang around with me? You could have had any topic you liked but you chose to stick with me.I'm dragging you down!". I think its having a crisis of confidence)   at the moment and I'd like to have it in some kind of order so I can finish it without fuss over the holiday.

But I can't spend all Easter on it because I have to revise. My life is so dull.

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